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Who doesn’t like coffee — am I right?! And one of the best things about coffee is caffeine, of course!
Whether you’re a coffee junkie or just a casual sipper, it’s important to understand that coffee and humor go hand-in-hand; especially in the coffee culture.
We thought that you might want to have some humor with your daily dose of caffeine, so here are 10 of the best coffee jokes you’ll find on the web!
10 of the Best Coffee Jokes on the Web
- What do you call someone without their morning coffee?
A depresso
- Why did the coffee file a police report?
Because it was mugged
- What is a coffee’s favorite workout?
A French press!
- Why did the espresso keep checking his watch?
Because he was pressed for time
- Why did the kangaroo stop drinking coffee?
He got too jumpy
- What do you call someone who is procrastinating while drinking coffee?
A procaffinator
- What do you get when you combine a rainforest animal and coffee?
A sloth-ee
- Why did the hipster burn his tongue?
He drank his coffee before it was cool
- Did you hear about the cow that gave birth?
It was de-calf-inated!
- What coffee did the school Valedectorian drink?
Colombia Excelso
What did you think of these coffee jokes?
So what did you think of these coffee jokes? Good, bad, or somewhere in-between?
We had a blast sharing our jokes with Humors Search, because there are always find two things you can find at Driven Coffee: jokes and coffee! It’s not uncommon to take a mental break from our work to watch a funny YouTube video, laugh at a post, or have a dance break to channel our caffeine intake. Not an hour goes by where we aren’t laughing about something, no matter how random.
If you love coffee as much as we do, take a moment to check out DrivenCoffee.com and browse around! We have a popular coffee fundraising program for schools, PTOs, and other groups looking to put on a fun, friendly fundraiser!
Have a fun coffee joke you want to share? Take a moment and tweet @DrivenCoffee — who knows, we might publish your joke if it makes us laugh! (which isn’t that hard to do!)
Cheers!
