Nursing is a serious profession. Luckily it doesn’t have to humorless! In support of nurses everywhere and the outstanding and underappreciated work they do for the sick – day in and day out – we have put together this list of hilarious nursing jokes. We hope they bring a smile to your face after a long week of 12-hour shifts and grumpy patients.
Without further ado, take off your rubber gloves, change out of your scrubs, grab a nice cup of coffee and prepare to laugh!
The Best Nursing Jokes to Share Around the Nurses Station
Q: What do you call it when a hospital runs out of maternity nursing staff?
A: A serious mid-wife crisis!
Q: Did you hear the one about the nurse under HIPAA regulations?
A: It’s hilarious, but unfortunately, I can’t tell you!
Q: What’s the difference between a vampire and a nurse?
A: Nothing! They both come out at night, come to your bed when you’re sleeping, and draw your blood!
Q: What does a nurse and a North Pole elf have in common?
A: They both work hard all year, and the credit always goes to a guy in a large ill-fitting coat!
Yesterday I went in for my immunizations. The nurse said it was her first day on the job.
I told her to give it her best shot.
Q: What does a surgical transplant nurse hate more than anything?
Q: What did the surgical nurse say to the mother of the child who swallowed some pennies?
A: After an hour in surgery, there is no change yet.
Q: What did the OB Nurse say to her patient?
A: I am at your cervix!
Q: How many nurses does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
A: None! They have a nursing student do all the work for them.
We hope you found this list of nursing jokes absolutely humerus!
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These jokes were graciously submitted by the folks at ThinkCNAOnline.com, a site that helps nursing students around the country find CNA classes online. If you’re interested in becoming a nurse, check out their site!
Do you have some great jokes you’d like to share with our readers? If so, feel free to submit them here!