Silly Quotes

If you’ve ever had a website, you know how important it is to keep visitors interested in your site. It doesn’t do anyone any good to have visitors come to your site, only to leave and never come back again. Finding ways to keep your visitors happy or occupied while at your site will ensure that they will stay at your site.

A great addition that you can use to enhance your site is to add silly quotes. You can add a collection of silly quotes, or even create a separate page, dedicated purely for silly quotes. By using strategies like this you can make sure that people have fun when visiting your site.

You may be surprised to realize but just because a quote is silly, doesn’t mean it is immature. There are many silly quotes that are also funny and profound. You can find a quote that fits with the theme or genre of your site and use it as a headline as well.

Here are some famous quotes that would look great on any website, but first a note of caution. Before using a quote, either make sure it is in the public domain, or ensure that you attribute the author as a credit.

"I'm gonna live forever, or die trying."
- from Joseph Heller (Catch 22)

"I am nobody
Nobody's perfect
Therefore, I am be perfect!"
- Anon

Sure there have been injuries and deaths in boxing, but none serious
- Alan Minter

"A verbal contract isn't worth the paper it's written on"
- Samuel Goldwyn

"What's another word for thesaurus?"
Steven Wright

I spent 90% of my money on women and drink.
The rest I wasted
George Best

Moving from Wales to Italy is like moving to a different country
Ian Rush

"I used to sell furniture for a living.
The trouble was, it was my own."
from Les Dawson