My Funny Valentine

People must have humor when it comes to a relationship. Laughing is the best medicine, and there are naturally problems in relationships. Humor is used to soften that up. However, you don’t want to be sarcastic in a situation in which things are bad, because sarcasm requires a certain mood and wit. Valentine’s Day is a great day for romance, and if you don’t like to seem all mushy, humor can fix that as well! A funny valentine can lead to more than laughter—people love those who can make them laugh.

Valentine Jokes

Funny valentine jokes are put into cards, embedded into things like chocolates and candy hearts, put onto stuffed animals and other gifts, as well as being used for other things. Humor on Valentine’s Day can be very good for many things, and can bring the two of you closer together, as long as the jokes are tasteful and understood. Remember not to take jokes too seriously—after all, it’s all in good fun. Also, if you think your significant other might take a certain offense to a joke, you probably shouldn’t say it, or show it to them. Be thoughtful when creating a funny valentine surprise.

Jokes for Your Valentine’s Day

What do men and beer bottles have in common? (They’re both empty from the neck up.)
Before marriage, a man yearns for the one he loves. After marriage, the ‘y’ is no longer existent. My wife told me I should be more affectionate, so I went out and got two girlfriends. Men with pierced ears are prepared for marriage; they’ve bought jewelry and have experienced pain. Love may be blind, but marriage is an eye-opener. One guy says to another, ‘My wife is an angel!’ The other guy says, ‘You’re lucky; mine is still alive.’

Offensive Valentine’s Jokes

These jokes have potential to be offensive, so make sure your spouse will not get easily offended. Some of these jokes can even lead to fights, so be careful! Decide what you’re looking for before you pick out a card or gift, or before you make something with such a joke on it. If you are told a joke that you find offensive, just remember; it’s all humor and fun. So go out, joke, and have a funny Valentine Day!