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Funny Quotes

What Are Funny Quotes?

Funny quotes are little sayings, and usually they’ve got a message behind them. Quotes are more used for wisdom and advice, but funny ones add a little humor. Funny quotes come from all sorts of places, and are found in lots of books and sites. Some books and magazines are based entirely on humor, and funny quotes are a big part of it. Funny quotes are used for anecdotes. An anecdote is basically a funny story used to lighten a mood or defuse a situation. Everybody loves something funny to laugh at, and quotes are some of the best.

Where Are Funny Quotes Found?

Funny quotes can be found in a lot of places. These quotes can be used on television, for things such as advertising and commercials, or even in TV shows such as sitcoms and soap operas. Funny quotes can also be found on sites on the Internet. They can be found on joke sites, or on personal websites. You might even find them on business sites or chatting and communication websites. These quotes are everywhere. They might even be found with funny pictures. These quotes are used to make the picture funnier.

Examples of Funny Quotes

Here are some funny favorites:
Politics: ‘We’d all like to vote for the best man, but he’s never a candidate.’—Kin Hubbard.
‘Democracy is a pathetic belief in the collective wisdom of individual ignorance.’—HL Mencken.
‘The most terrifying words in the English language are: I’m from the government, and I’m here to help.’—Ronald Reagan.
Relationships: ‘When a man steals your wife, there’s no better revenge than to let him keep her.’—Sacha Guitry.
‘Love is temporary insanity, whose only cure is marriage.’—Ambrose Pierce.
‘I haven’t spoken to my wife in years; I don’t want to interrupt her.’—Rodney Dangerfield.
Music: ‘The Irish gave the Scots the bagpipes as a joke, and the Scott's haven’t realized it yet.’—Oliver Herford.
‘All music is folk music. I’ve never heard a horse sing a song.’ –Louis Armstrong.
‘I spent many years laughing at Harry Secombe’s singing until someone told me it wasn’t a joke.’—Spike Milligan.