Chuck Norris Jokes

Lately everywhere you go you, hear or see Chuck Norris Jokes, also frequently called Chuck Norris facts. The origins of Chuck Norris Jokes is commonly thought to be from the Conan O’Brien television show where Conan made several jokes based on Chuck Norris’ character in his television show Walker Texas Ranger, but the jokes have been seen on the internet from as early as 2005 and no one really knows where they started or whom started them. The general theme of Chuck Norris Jokes is talking about how great and powerful he is, each joke progressively growing into a bigger and bigger tall tale of Chuck Norris’ feats.

Not to long back Chuck Norris gave his view on the phenomenon that is Chuck Norris Jokes. He stated how he was surprised and flattered by the attention he is being given and that he finds many of the jokes amusing. Also, he remarked that he hopes the attention of these Chuck Norris Jokes helps to draw attention to the real facts of his life. No one can deny that these Chuck Norris Jokes have definitely brought about major attention for the star, mostly positive and possibly occasionally negative.

There are hundreds of Chuck Norris Jokes that can be found; the following are examples.
“When Chuck Norris does a pushup, he’s not pushing himself up, he’s pushing the earth down.”
“There is no chin under Chuck Norris’ beard. There is only another fist”,
“Chuck Norris does not sleep. He waits,”
and my personal favorite
“Chuck Norris owns the greatest poker face of all-time. It helped him win the 1983 world series of poker despite him holding just a joker, a 2 of clubs, a 7 of spades, and a green number 4 from Uno and a monopoly 'get out of jail free' card.”

As you can see, Chuck Norris jokes are impossible situations put into fact form, making them very humorous.