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Birthday Jokes

No one likes to get old, except possibly young children and teenagers. So, there have been many birthday jokes made up and invented to lighten this period of time. (This is also part of the reason that gifts are given on birthdays, to lighten up the spirit of aging.) Lots of them are put into birthday cards, and others are published into joke books and little gift books. The jokes usually come when a person hits somewhere around 40. This age is considered ‘over the hill,’ but some people don’t consider others to be over the hill until they hit 50 years or even 60 years. Friends who are one or two years younger like to joke and gag the person who’s oldest. Even siblings and other relatives like to do this. But, it’s all in good fun, and everybody has to get old!

Funny Birthday Jokes

‘Doctor, I get heartburn whenever I eat a birthday cake.’ The doctor replies: ‘Next time, take off the candles!’ One person says: ‘My birthday’s coming. Do you know what I need?’ The other one replies: ‘Yeah, but how do you wrap a life?’ One guy looks at his friend and says, ‘Do you think my age is showing in my skin?’ The other guy says, ‘I don’t know. I can’t see through your wrinkles.’ The next time someone asks you if there were any famous men born on your birthday, tell them ‘Nope, only babies!’ Forget about the past, you can’t change it. Forget about the future, you can’t predict it. Forget about the present, I didn’t get you one. There are advantages to being fifty—just ask an eighty-year old! How can you tell you’re getting old? When you go to an antique auction and people bid on you.

Offensive Birthday Jokes

Some jokes can be rather offensive, so before deciding on the joke, think about the person. If you’re picking out a joke for an older person or younger child, you should avoid profanity and obscene quotes, unless it is in that person’s humor. Other than that, birthday jokes are great and can soften up almost any situation!